Find Your Diva-Self

Will The Real NYC Opera Fanatic Please Step Forward!

I came across this photo on the net while searching for something else.

Oh my gawd, all 4 of these goddesses in one spot! If a bomb had gone off then-and-there, we would have had to kiss goodbye to Bellini, Puccini, Strauss, and Hugo Wolf for an entire generation!

Fabulous as the photo is in its own right however, something deeper is lurking underneath all that hairspray.

Does anyone remember having their "Season" done? (The NYCOF is an Autumn, btw). Well, along the same lines, the NYCOF asks you

WHO IS YOUR DIVA-SELF?
Are you a Sutherland, a Tebaldi, a Schwarzkopf, or a della Casa.

I can feel it... I'm gonna make Freud look like Dr. Phil (or vice versa). Books, Public Television, Oprah, my own spin-off FROM my appearances on Oprah, maybe I can even co-host with Kelli Ripa (who would like to be perceived as a Tebaldi but is a Schwarzkopf to the bone)!

I can even make BIG BIG $$$$ and create the DIVA-SELF DIETS! Hmmm, the high-carb Sutherland diet, the Meditteranean Tebaldi diet, the della Casa diet (u can eat a small house...LOL), and the Schwarzkopf diet where you are only allowed wiener schnitzel & beer (with a splurge meal of LEGGE of lamb...LOL)

I'm gonna make a fortune off of this. I'm staking my claim right here. Nobody better steal my idea, or I'll bring upon you the wrath of the DIVA-SELF that dares not speak its name (but her initials are M.C.)